we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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