Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
How does it feel to date your dad?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
