names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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