Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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