like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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