just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't turn off my feet"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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