sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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