It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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