they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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