No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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