just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just had sex on a roof
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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