oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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