Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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