I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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