At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.