I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.