Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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