let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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