So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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