So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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