"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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