no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i believe in u and ur pee
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