I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I didn't notice because vodka
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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