at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He felt like a one man threesome
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I have post one night stand depression
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