i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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