I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Randomize