do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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