I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
