a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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