Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also, beer. Big fan.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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