is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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