is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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