haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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