Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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