So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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