He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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