32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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