Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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