Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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