Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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