whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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