Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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