just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Help. Why am I so naked?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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