I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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