I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
