school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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