I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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