Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
