wanna go halves on a baby?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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