Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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