Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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