You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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