So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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