I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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