Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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