i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
