if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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