go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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